MariAlice, Philip & Elizabeth enjoying sparklers after dark.
The Women's Bill of Rights from comedian, Anita Renfroe
*Women are entitled to refuse entrance to the bathroom to any family member at any time.
*There shall be no requirement forced upon a woman to reveal the whereabouts of chocolate in the house.
*No woman shall be forced to pose for pictures without at least 36 hours of advanced notice.
*Any noises made by a woman while she is upset shall be referred to only as "impassioned commentary" and not as "freaking out".
*Every woman shall have the right to possess unlimited numbers of black shoes and various handbags that are necessary for her emotional health and well-being.
